WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS ~

 
 
 
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
 
 
 
 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson”
& “The Rev Al Sharpton”
 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE
ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW

TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE
TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. J ack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE
HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH
PHONE DIRECTORY
 
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MY PLAN TO FIND
THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE ATLANTA FALCONS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge
of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of all….
 
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
 
By Barack Obama