TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE…

 

 


I have a job.

 

 

I work, they pay me.

 

 

I pay my taxes & the government
distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

 


In order to get that paycheck, in my case,
I am required to pass a random urine test
(with which I have no problem).

 

 


What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes
to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

 

 


So, here is my question:
Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check –
because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

 

 

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping people sitting on their BUTTS—-doing drugs while I work.

 

 

Can you imagine how much money each state would save
if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

 

I guess we could call the program “URINE OR YOU’RE OUT”!

 

P.S. Just a thought – all politicians should have to pass a urine test too!

They should also have to pass an intelligence test, a common sense test, and an understanding the Constitution test, as well!!!

 

Comments (2)

  1. reba

    What brilliant ideas. Catchy program name. Unfortunately anything logical these days doesn’t fit.

  2. MartinBrian

    Too simple, too reasonable, makes too much sense to ever be considered in the insanity that has evolved into the current mess.
    While we are fantasizing let’s make government service what it is suppose to be – a sacrifice for the good of the Nation. Make all government employment (service) a minimum wage job. From the President on down to the lowly clerk.

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