One evening, after the honeymoon, Kent was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing by the bench watching him. After a period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage. You probably should consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment, along with your gun collection, your fishing gear, the boat and all those model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car and your home brewing equipment.”
Kent got a horrified look on his face. She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!?” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Kent replied, “I wasn’t.”