WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS ~

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan 
& Michelle Obama 
Illustrated by Michael Moore 
Foreword by George Soros 
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA 
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton” 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton 
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton 
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates 
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman 
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry 
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson 
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony 
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS 
By Bill Clinton 
With introduction by 
The Rev. Jesse Jackson 
And foreward by 
Tiger Woods with John Edwards 
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS 
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AND, JUST ADDED: 
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
 
By Nancy Pelosi 
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And the shortest book of them all…………………..
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 
By Barack Obama