MY BUILDING PERMIT
Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it puke green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”
Work starts on Monday.
And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It’s the government that scares me!