THE RETIREMENT HOME

The people who live there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn’t show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. Through the door she could hear him stirring around in there, and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.

An hour later he still hadn’t arrived so she went back up toward his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a heck of a time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn’t in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and into the cafeteria where he had his breakfast.  Fork and knifeCookingHot beverage

When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called  the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he had been released and was fine, he just had both of his legs in one
leg of his boxer shorts.  ��

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