The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. 

At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills.

“Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills? 

“Yes, they help me sleep at night.” 

“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that that could possibly help you sleep! 

“She reached out and Patted the young Doctor’s knee….”Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks…. And believe me; it definitely helps me sleep at night.”