COPS SURROUND HOUSE

 

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

The Lieutenant answers.  


“We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
 
“Have you arrested the woman?”
 
“No sir. She’s inside, but the floor is still wet.”

Comments (2)

  1. Fred Ziffel

    if you are scared…
    SAY YOU ARE SCARED !
    LMAO

    Reply
    1. Pat Taylor

      Crazy woman…
      She ought to know that she will have to re-mop the floor – you know…. blood splatter and all.

      Reply

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