Business Signs…

over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place.”

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On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

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In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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At the Electric Company

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
(and you will be de-lighted if you don’t!”)

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In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

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At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”

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And don’t forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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And, Yes, we save the best one for last…………

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

“Do not regret growing older.
It is a privilege denied to many.”