Date: 02/05/2024 10:20 PM ESTSubject: Taxes == From Thomas D.Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the tableAt which he’s fed.Tax his work,Tax his pay,He works for peanutsAnyway!Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if heTries to think.Tax his car,Tax his gas,Find other waysTo tax his ass.Tax all he hasThen let him knowThat you won’t be doneTill he has no dough.When he screams and hollers;Then tax him some more,Tax him tillHe’s good and sore.Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod inWhich he’s laid.When he’s gone,Do not relax,Its time to applyThe inheritance tax.Accounts ReceivableTaxAirline surcharge taxAirline FuelTaxAirport MaintenanceTaxBuilding PermitTaxCigaretteTaxCorporate IncomeTaxDeathTaxDog LicenseTaxDriving PermitTaxEnvironmentalTax (Fee)Excise TaxesFederal Income TaxFederal Unemployment (UI)Fishing License TaxFood License TaxGasoline Tax (too much per litre)Gross ReceiptsTaxHealthTaxHunting LicenseTaxHydroTaxInheritanceTaxInterestTaxLiquorTaxLuxuryTaxesMarriage LicenseTaxMedicareTaxMortgageTaxPersonal IncomeTaxPropertyTaxPovertyTaxPrescription DrugTaxProvincial Income and sales taxReal EstateTaxRecreational VehicleTaxRetail SalesTaxService ChargeTaxSchoolTaxTelephone FederalTaxTelephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge TaxesTelephone Minimum Usage Surcharge TaxVehicle License Registration TaxVehicle Sales TaxWaterTaxWatercraft RegistrationTaxWell PermitTaxWorkers CompensationTaxTHINK THIS IS FUNNY?Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’
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